Haloi, my name is Marith, c'mon in the water is fine.


I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection


my talents include being able to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes being distracted by my phone

"this didn’t happen in the books”
— ancient proverb (via welcometothemasturbatory)


kids today google, not giggle. they play angry birds instead of getting angry AT birds. they all have an ipad but no iq. not even one. they playstation but they never play station. i.e. one pretending to be a train and the others pretending to be different trains or low paid maintenance workers. they’re obsessed with one direction, rather than enjoying all eight directions equally. facebook… but unable to face… a book. or a hoop with a stick. a lost generation. the tv show.